"A gun?"

"The damned fool was trying to rob the bank!"

"Oh my God!" Fred was flabbergasted. "What happened?"

"Well, he told everybody to get down on the floor and we did. Then he told the tellers to empty their cash drawer and put the money out in front on the counters, which they did, and he went around with a Walmart bag collecting it. Only he needed help so I offered."

"What?"

"I helped him carry it out to the car."