"With his beautiful young wife and five children--four boys and one girl--they found a valley that was protected from the north by high rocky cliffs that flowed into a verdant grassland on down to the wide river to the south. Here, with a few of their neighbors they became sailors.

"From the river they pulled great slapping silver fish and quick tasty crabs and the occasional tender-breasted turtle. They planted vineyards that produced wine that became their main resource of trade but unfortunately drank most of their profits.

"To this day, the men and women are all drunks. Except for Red Harry. He was a noble and handsome man who left the community and lived a successful life as a programmer in town."