"So hey, I thought we were alone with the camera crew, the lunch folk, the producer's assistants and the keygrip on exile island," said Rupert.

"Well I live here full-time," lied the saboteur.

Rupert listened, but he wasn't sure the man was telling the truth. The immunity idol he gave Rupert looked suspiciously like a Barbie doll with her hair pulled out dressed in a loin cloth.