What the fuck's that stuff?

That's the sandwich meat. It says right here, 'roast beef', 'turkey', 'pastrami'.

Smells like shit.

It probably is. Mixed with sawdust.

Glad we don't have to eat this crap. I don't even tell my friends what they're eating.

Don't tell them you get some of the real food either, I'll bet.

No. No, I don't.