The magician boiled water for tea. As he waited he fed the two doves and the rabbit their breakfasts. The doves cooed and pecked their way over to their feeder. The rabbit just stared at the magician with its pink eyes.

The magician got up close to the cage. "Wha's your prob'em?" he said.

The rabbit inhaled the vodka cloud of his breath. His nose twitched once, twice, three times. Then he passed out.