"For goodness' sake, Harve, eat your pudding and shut up."

"But Maude, I just don't understand how your mind works."

"So?"

"I want to."

"Why?"

"I find it fascinating. The epitomy of womanhood. The feminine brain."

Maude

a) dumps the pudding over his head

b) sits down and explains the facts of menopause to Harve, warning him to keep out of her way