"Maude, you can't honestly believe some woman called Kandy Kane!" Harve is busy trying to dodge bullets.
"Harve, you no-good, scum-sucking, pencil-necked bastard! Quit ducking and take it like a man!"
"Maude, you have to believe me! I would never cheat on you!"
Maude stops shooting, blows on the barrel like she's seen the cowboys do on TV.