"Ralph, these aren't the kind of artichokes I asked you to buy."

"That's all they had."

"But this is a whole freakin' fresh artichoke. I can't use this for dip!"

"Did you hear about the layoffs at General OD, Alice? Man, it's gettin' worse every day."

"Didn't you look in the canned vegetable aisle? It's in the canned vegetable aisle."