It didn't take long to figure out why Joe was such a pokey walker and you couldn't get him to run if you lit a fire in his pants.

We were at the lake fishing and his pole fell in. He went in after it because it didn't get deep for a while. When he took off his shoes and socks he couldn't hide it. Pseudopodia. Like that picture you draw in Freshman biology.

Joe had feet like two giant slugs!