"Oh for pete's sake, what's his value then? Hey, I can make toast."

"There are toaster-ovens that are small and fit on the counter and--"

"Toaster-ovens? Dear Lord, that's an abomination!"

"What do you mean?"

"Toasters are for toast. They shouldn't try to be ovens. What's to come of pompous presumptuous thinking like that?"

"Well you said you can make toast..."