"Well I'd like to see you bake a cake. Or cook a turkey for six hours straight. Then have to stay on to warm the potatoes and vegetables while she makes gravy on my head."

"Hey, nobody bothers with big meals anymore--"

"Thanksgiving? Christmas? They most certainly do!"

"For holidays maybe, but then we all work overtime during the holidays." The blender had stopped dancing its little jig and joined the argument between the microwave and the oven.