A minivan pulls up on my right and swings in front of me. I jam on the brake pedal as if I were stamping out a cockroach. Hah! I think; what would you have done if I were mellowed out on a bit of weed? Or simply hadn't seen you and knew that you were an asshole just from a quick glance at your profile and hadn't been prepared?

By the way, if you want to know, it's the eyebrows. I assume you have a matching one on the side I couldn't see--but that only doubles your assholability.