"...and the guy says to the bartender, 'gimme another shot and a beer,' and the bartender says, 'I think you've had enough, buddy,' but the guy gets real obnoxious and insists. So the bartender pours him a shot and fills a mug and slides it in front of the guy. The guy downs the shot, chug-a-lugs the beer, thanks the bartender and staggers out the door."

"Next think ya know, they hear a loud crash and the guy comes stumbling back in and says, 'I think I just killed a busload of penguins.' "