"Okay, so why don't I help. Why don't you write about the time you and I went fishin' down at the lake behind your brother's house."

"They don't want nostalgia. The feds don't want anything about the way it used to be."

"Really? Oh I thought it was just kinda the trend lately that everything was so what do you call it, contemporary. Honest?"

"Well at least you've been reading them. Nobody else does. I don't think they've even noticed that I'm behind in posting anything."