"God damn you parrot!"

Maude slammed down the phone and hiked up her housedress and ran through the house swatting at the parrot with a mop. Several times she grabbed for it and found herself with a handful of tailfeathers.

Maude

a) looks for Harve's gun to shoot the goddamn parrot

b) makes herself a sexy bikini using the feathers

c) the correct answer should be d