Maude can't take much more. She just found parrot tracks in the chocolate pudding. She has heard wombats scurrying around downstairs at night. Now Harve has ruined her goldfish, her sugar castle, and is looking to her to make everything wonderful again.

Maude can't help it, she

a) calls the suicide help line.

b) calls a woman named Kandy Kane.

c) imagines life without Harve.