"No, Ma, I'm not going anywhere, I just thought it'd be nice to talk to you."

"No, I know it's not Sunday night. No, I'm sure I've called on a Thursday night before."

"So you're feeling good? And Dad?"

"Well I was just asking because I care. Of course I do. No, you're being silly."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize Survivor was on. Goodbye."