"Oh, hello," he said when he huffed and puffed and gritted his teeth in fear all the way to the point where she sat on a hammock she'd made out of her pants between two branches. He was disappointed to see she wasn't exactly naked but it just reinforced his distrust of women.

"Hi! Did you bring my food? I'm sorry I can't pay you right now but I'll mark it down here in my records and pay you when I come down. Okay?"

"Yeah, sure, no problem. I mean, don't worry about it. Lunch is on me."

She smiled. He melted.