Bradford Reilly Harrington was born one clear autumn night with John whispering support and love into Samantha's ear as she literally howled at the moon.
"Fuck you!" she cried out, "You want to do this instead of me?" but by the next morning, with little Bradford happily sucking at her breast, Samantha was at peace and content.
They all lived happily ever after, although they did build on rooms as the sycamore grew and they had three more children over the years. Samantha's parents came by now and then and would holler up to their grandchildren. They were never told that the family did upon occasion come down and thus sent money up in a bucket on a rope which Samantha had bought at Home Depot.