Harve came home tired and weary from the high speed highway ride home from the office. All he wanted to do was sink into his easy chair and take a nap. When he did, he flattened a very pretty sparkling castle made of sugar.

"Oh my," cried Maude. "I was hoping you'd see it before you sat down."

"Maude," said Harve, "there's a turret stuck in my ass."

Maude

a) removes the turret from Harve's ass.

b) doesn't know what a turret is and does Harve further damage.

c) the correct answer is still under debate.