SELF-ANALYSIS: About Me Page

In creating a Spinning banner and revamping the rest of the site including the About Me page, I am taking into consideration my general all-over-the-place state of mind, thereby reducing the fright factor to many who may wander in here for the first time at the wrong time. I’m thinking of the below list instead of the “oh, I like writing, and reading, shooting a longbow, planting my garden, etc.”

Did I miss anything?

Beliefs: Religious and sacrilegious – He’s out there somewhere.
Politics: Tolerant Moral Liberal, or Tolerant Free-thinking Conservative; I’m not sure, they’re too close.
Humor: Very dry to goofy (All-time favorite joke: What’s round and purple and has a hole in it? J.F.Grape)
Humour: Moody. If I don’t talk or write, I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the world. (Added In: If I don’t eat or smoke, I’m severely depressed.)
Honesty Level: Verging on babbling.
Mental Health: Ever on the edge.
Goals: To walk the edge without losing my balance.
Stress Level: Ever striving for the ultimate.
Hobbies: Seeking the meaning of life if there is one.
Literature: Mainstream fiction, horror, non-fiction murder, certain biographical and philosophical b.s.
Marital Status: Finally succumbed late in life.
Sex: Kissed at 16, deflowered at 21, actively explorative until (see above.)
Anger Level: If I’m extremely polite, I’m very angry. Livid, you don’t want to see.
I.Q.: Ranges from deep to dopey.
Dependencies: None and nobody.
Ambitions: To come around next life as Barbie Einstein.
Gender: Female tempered by many of the finer male traits.
Morals: High in my dealings with others, lowered a bit in personal areas for myself.
Style: Jeans and a plaid flannel shirt, but I practice wearing high heels at least a couple times annually.
Outlook: Sardonic
Faith: I trust everyone; I trust no one.
Male Fantasy Figure: Willie Nelson
Age: Six or ninety-four, but most often somewhere in between.
Emotional State: Elated or deeply depressed, but rarely in between.
Labels: Scorpio, ISTP, Compulsive-Obsessive, Avoidant, Creative, Short, sometimes Nice

(NOTE: If you are a psychiatrist or psychoanalyst and spot a red flag here, please feel free to e-mail me. Thank you.)