Question: Can you really eat a Hostess chocolate cupcake in only two bites?
Answer: Yes, though it is not advisable to do so. A love of chocolate, a random craving for something ridiculously sweet, and some bitter frustration are usually required to accomplish this successfully. The second cupcake will also be consumable in this manner, if the first one didn’t adversely affect the ill humor.
Ah, that one helped.
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