E-mail forwarded to me from spouse hard at work:
"Take Your Child to Work Day registration extended
The registration deadline for Take Your Child to Work Day has been extended to Monday, April 21.Some events require pre-registration due to space requirements. Please review the events agenda for a list of activities scheduled throughout the day and use this contact list if you have any questions.
Take Your Child to Work Day is Thursday, April 24, from 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. If you are participating, or plan to participate, please review these safety guidelines. Thank you in advance for your cooperation and have a great day!"
My reply to spouse:
Remember that you will not be there April 24th because of appointments. Also, we have no kids for you to bring in. And yes, I did check the hall closet too.
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