Okay, so I get a phone call and a robotic voice tells me that it’s from the online pharmacy and is asking for Jim (who really doesn’t know anything about this online stuff) regarding his recent order for prescriptions. Then it asks, "Is this James Gibb?"
Well, I thought about it for a second and figured that if I honestly answered "no" they’d cut me off faster than as if I were a terrorist instead of his wife. So I said "yes." And it all worked out.
After I hung up, I thought about it and laughed; I’d actually lowered my voice to sound like a guy!
The Lost Children: A Charity Anthology