CURRENT AFFAIRS: How to be unpolitically correct and still be president

I love this, from the BBC News:

“It is a crisis caused and encouraged by the irrational behaviour of white people with blue eyes,” the president said, “who before the crisis appeared to know everything, but are now showing that they know nothing.”

Well there ya go. Now we know who to blame for the fall of the global economy.

(Couldn’t resist including his photo, taken from wikipedia. He’s such a big brown-eyed teddy bear.)