Luckily not so smart that it doesn’t get caught up in Akismet nets however. But just read this one, as one of the finer examples:
“Hello, I have been reading your sites content for a while now, actually, probably since you started. It consists of very intriguing and informative content. I love to start my day off at times just by browsing through and seeing if there is anything new up on the site. Good work, I really hope you can get in touch with me and we can possibly have a chat together. Would love that.”
Yeah, me too; I’d just love having a chat with a place that sells imitation designer handbags.
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Well, i really HAVE been reading your site’s content for a while now. And it does consist of very intriguing and informative content. You should get in touch so we can have a chat.
By the way, how are you set for handmade designer support pasties?
Hi there Lady! Yes, actually, I could use a set. I lost one of an only pair after a singularly long night of frenzied pole-dancing and while it’s been easier getting gigs, I would prefer symmetry. I really like sequins and a medium length tassel.