NEW MEDIA: How to get thrown out of Facade

Easy.  Just get too kissy-face with Grace while you’re coming in as friend Ben.  Trip quickly responds:

GRACE
Ben,  every time Trip is unhappy he rushes out and buys some new gadget.

TRIP
What are you talking about? You’re always buying stuff…

GRACE
Trip, you’re the one who’s always bringing home an electric lemon zester or automatic creme Brule torch.

(BEN hugs trip.)

TRIP
No, uhh…    Ben,  what I need is to figure out what hell is going here…

BEN
what is going on?

GRACE
Let’s continue focusing on Trip.

TRIP
Grace, we don’t — we don’t have to do this… things are okay, we can just —

GRACE
Ben,  I can’t stand the pretending anymore… I can’t take it!

TRIP
No, Grace, we can… I mean, come on, don’t make it out to be so bad…

(BEN hugs grace.)

TRIP
Jesus,     Ben,  quit it with that stuff!

(BEN comforts grace.)

TRIP
Christ,     Ben,  stop it with that stuff!

BEN
why should I

(BEN hugs grace.)

TRIP
Christ,     Ben,  stop it — (interrupted)

(BEN kisses grace.)

TRIP
You know what,    Ben,  that’s it, you need to leave. — (interrupted)

TRIP
There’s

BEN
why

(Trip opens the front door.)

(Trip closes the front door.)