REALITY: Technology (with sharp edges)

I snuck in my purchase last night after class, and just unboxed my new toy this morning:  a paper trimmer.

I haven’t shown it to Jim yet, he worries so.  He’s hidden my Black & Decker electric chainsaw, but with the spring sunshine and birds chirping this morning, I’m getting antsy to go buzzing around the backyard. 

I’ll find the chainsaw.  I’m more clever than he is.  I’ve always found the chocolates before the holidays.