Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-heh, heh, heh, hoo-boy!
Just got a call from my college math department to say that I was recommended as a math tutor, and would I be interested?
Poor man. Evidently they didn’t tell him about the 51% I got on that one exam when I blanked out. I told him I’d think about it.
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