Man, I was so excited. I jumped up and down. Almost kissed the postman. (I may be older than him, but he’s no prize, either.) “The Sims 2” came in the mail today. I was gonna run and play with it. Just drop my work, forget screaming customers, and go play.
You know the feeling on Christmas morning when Santa forgot to include batteries? Well, it looks like none of my computers are really up to speed on this game, although Windows 98 was okay. That’s all I looked at. Dopey me. I think I’m gonna cry now.
Pity any customers who walk in before I’m over my snit.
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